For those of you who know me, you know I have four main passions in life: writing, drinking, maintaining an encyclopedic knowledge of deviant sexual acts and music.
I generally get to share my love of the first three at great length here on Garbage day, but music is a love of mine that goes sorely underappreciated here. Tonight I decided to remedy that!
Are you ready to rock be underwhelmed!?!
Our fifth podacast is up. Consequently, we noticed that all the links to our older podcasts are dead….
Watch the video. Click the link. Download the files.
I know it’s tough out there, folks. This recession continues to kick us in the proverbial balls at every given opportunity, while hardworking folks have taken to getting 25 bucks to get kicked in the balls in some divey motel at every given opportunity, and that’s just to make sure the cable bill gets paid.
whatever, money is money and i'll be damned if i miss the season premire of :House"
Now you can start looking back at everything that went wrong in your increasingly miserable life, or you can take it from a winner like me: you have the skills and abilities to succeed, Your resume says that and more!
But your cover letter is shit. Let’s take a look at how the pros get their foot in the door. Here’s two examples of how I’ve made it in this world and you haven’t.
fuck you!
After spending a good deal of the day hunched over a toilet praying for death as a suitable punishment for the prior night’s alcohol-fueled misgivings, it occurred to me that today was Earth Day.
Seriously? Really? Fuck that noise.
It’s 42 degrees here at Garbage Day’s Chicago headquarters. You know what that means: bust out the beach blankets, get the lawn darts sharpened and add a Zyrtec to your fistful of antidepressants, anti-psychotics, muscle relaxants and methadone you’re downing with your morning Bloody Mary! It’s time for….
this is gonna be a feel good article
Posted in Bangin, Kevin D, Medical Advice
Tagged drinking, failure, hatred, i'd hit it, relationships, sexual deviance, surefire tips
