If you’re anything like this writer, your regularly scheduled childhood broadcast was interrupted numerous times for a variety of public service announcements.
Whether it was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles showing you how to refuse the temptation of drugs or Pee Wee Herman educating you about crack cocaine (which is more fucked up than smoking crack itself), the airwaves were alive with cautionary messages.
wait...what?
But drugs couldn’t hold a crack torch to the sheer horror of what would happen if you talked to strangers.
Turns out that pretty much everyone in your youth was out for your sweet virgin tucas. And T.V. was there to remind you in between ads for Trix and Hot Wheels.
So on with the show! Here’s
